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found batman forever on my front lawn

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

?

???

????????

Someone was trying to place a powerful curse on the very ground you walk on. Tread carefully, you have enemies.

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Lol. She did storm in there like Arthur on a wonderful kinda day

Iconic

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australiansanta:HOLYYYY SHITTT REMEMBER HOW GOOD IT WAS TO HEAR YOUR COMPUTER TURN ON LIKE YOU WOULD

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It’s not that I *like* everything but rap and country. It’s that I can tolerate nearly everything that might be played by the average person and I run into (which probably wouldn’t include tribal screeching, grinding mechanical noises, or death metal)—except rap and country.

holy fucking shit

I like 10 songs total

ive never heard a single song in my life

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(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

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A post shared by 박집사 꼬네🇰🇷KOREA (@park_kkone) on Mar 17, 2017 at 11:38pm PDT

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Her foundation is wrong and she needs a good undereye concealer.

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catoverlord: scifirice: My brother discovered that if you order...

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My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.

Secret menu item

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nxnsense: Ya wcw

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Ya wcw

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I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.

*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee* 

motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me

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I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

@starseedjenny

Roses have thorns

A shark has a fin

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15+ Rare Photos Of Victorians Proving They Weren’t As Serious As You Thought

They were just the same as us, but since it took so long to take a picture, it was easier to keep a stern face for as long as it took for a picture to be taken.

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julierthanyou: oh my god

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oh my god

scienceshenanigans: NASA asks Twitter to name the new planets.

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NASA asks Twitter to name the new planets.

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a 12 day old wrinkle.

a very young old man

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A lemon astral projected into my mouth after seeing this

I can see this image with my eyes closed

goldenleafsdancing: Why are we like this 😭

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Why are we like this 😭